Marshal Dillon walked in on Chester playing with his woodie.
Dillon said: Chester, what the hell U doing and Chester said that he has a boner that just will not go away.
Dillon tells him to go over to the livery stable and put in a shovel full of horse shit and it will solve his problem.
Chester goes over and just as he puts the woodie in the shovel of horse shit -- in walks Miss Kitty.
She says, what the hell U doing Chester and he tells her the story.
Kitty takes down her panties, lifts her dress and says, put in here Chester and he says, A Whole Shovel Full Miss Kitty?
Gunsmoke - The lost epesode
Gunsmoke - The lost epesode
Life's a Bitch then you Die!